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This is a web comic that combines my love of Michelle Obama with my need to stay in my apartment and save money.  Like regular comics, a new installment will debut every Wednesday.  Unlike regular comics, each weekly update will only be two pages (I’m not a great artist and I’ve got a job!).  So, here we go…

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The End of an Era

Michael Jackson, one of the last truly great pop music entertainers, died yesterday of cardiac arrest.  Rather than remember him as the increasingly bizarre and controversial figure that he became, I choose to think back to a time when he simply gave us the gift of awesome music.  As someone who literally grew up listening to his songs, one of my favorite memories is dancing to his hit, “Rock With You”, when I was around 4 years old in 1981.  I was dancing with my parents at a family get together and everyone seemed genuinely joyful.  This was a time before ironic spin, overt sexuality, and being “cool/ over everything” came to dominate popular culture and music.  With the passing of Michael Jackson, that era seems to have officially come to an end.  I’ll miss it.


I’m Lovin’ It!: Americans Willingly Seek Out a Heart Attack at Arizona Restaurant

350lbstudIt appears that in our exhaustion of ideas for novelty restaurants, we have reached a frightening point – we are now finding epicurean inspiration in one of our nation’s biggest killers.  At the Heart Attack Grill, “sexy” nurses with uniform bursting cleavage serve you exactly what you need if you are looking to induce a good, ol’ fashioned, American myocardial infarction.  And really, what’s funnier than a restaurant with a heart attack theme?  Billed as having “taste worth dying for”, the menu of the Heart Attack Grill includes:

-Single to Quadruple Bypass Burgers (1 to 4 Beef Patties)

-Flatliner Fries (Deep Fried in Pure Lard!)

-Jolt Cola, Booze, and Lucky Strike No Filter Cigarettes

People who are 350 pounds and over get to eat for free and if you actually finish a Quadruple Bypass, one of the nymphet nurses will take you out to your car in a wheelchair.  How cute!  Let’s just ignore the fact that every 60 seconds, an American dies of a heart attack.  Who cares that 32.7% of Americans are overweight and 34% are actually obese?  Being unhealthy and riding in a wheelchair is a hoot!!

I’m always up for a good laugh but I’m not sure if I can get behind this one.  Maybe the joke would be funnier if the girls were less trashy and those frequenting the establishment weren’t the very people who are most likely to end up in the aforementioned statistics.

But who am I really kidding, right?  If I ever happen to find myself near that part of Arizona, I’m stopping in.

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All photos taken from www.heartattackgrill.com.